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El Jeffe's Avatar Picture El Jeffe – December 09, 2007 11:56AM Reply Quote
finally, back to normal

Cloudscout – February 10, 2014 11:16PM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
The only voice tree I've done is the recreation of the old 1-800-I-FEEL-OK hotline I put together at 956-I-FEEL-OK

John Willoughby – June 05, 2014 12:37PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
The inverse of Godwin's law is that any sufficiently long conversation about Hitler or Nazis will eventually lead to internet cat photos.

John Willoughby – July 30, 2014 12:47PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Rumination:

If an accurate description of your attitude, behavior or appearance offends you, your problem is not with the describer.

El Jeffe – August 28, 2014 01:32PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Can one debut a unique item?
Or does debut imply 'more to come'?

El Jeffe – December 04, 2014 08:32AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Why not trike?

John Willoughby – December 04, 2014 10:04AM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Because Zoidberg.

El Jeffe – January 31, 2015 10:42PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
migs suck

John Willoughby – February 02, 2015 01:58PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Especially Multiple Migs. "Can you still hear them, Clarice? Are the Foxbats still screaming?"

ARL (Moderator) – February 06, 2015 08:31PM Reply Quote
Bunnahabhain

El Jeffe – February 10, 2015 08:17AM Reply Quote
What a journey.

ARL (Moderator) – February 10, 2015 09:59PM Reply Quote
Ardberg

John Willoughby – February 24, 2015 04:09PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
I've come to the conclusion that high on the list of the worst typos to put into a technical support ticket is "bugger overflow." And it evokes some disturbing images.

bahamut – February 24, 2015 06:49PM Reply Quote
buggery overflow anyone?

ARL (Moderator) – February 24, 2015 08:04PM Reply Quote
I'm sure there's a cream for that.

John Willoughby – February 24, 2015 08:08PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Paging Mr. Santorum...

El Jeffe – March 10, 2015 06:08AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Every user interaction with a program, aside from the OBVIOUS... and FUNCTIONAL replies so that the application can 'carry on'... needs a feedback button. So the user can submit suggestions of what one would like to do above and beyond or instead of the ones the developer coded in. And, within or attached to the feedback is a whole universe of interaction (sometimes called SOCIAL nowadays) where everyone can see those that went before them, upvote or down vote suggestions; offer/discuss/rate work-arounds, perhaps open-source "CODE" or more abstracted "business requirements"; offer links to App store (mac and/or iOS) niche apps for solving or expanding functionality related to the ONE aspect of the app being suggested and socialized.

[MS WORD pop-up which can never really be dismissed prompted this....go figure]

El Jeffe – April 25, 2015 06:34AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
The internet enables my penchant for really getting way to into some topics.

Take this...
How do I numerically represent more than one BMW model, and keep it differentiable from their trim level designation?

BMWs (easy plural) as you know are numeric+trim designation. e.g.: 325es
How, then, do I represent more than one 325 (any designation)? 325eses or 325es's ?
Specifically, I would like to set out today to look at and drive ANY TRIM LEVEL of 335(make plural noise here in your head)....
So, at this stage, I want to see how various, used 335(plural noise again, please) drive and are differentiated from one another.
So, I fired up my WUNDERLIST MAC APP and thought to put on my to-do list "Go drive 335 (plural again) today"
RABBIT HOLE ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!

I could not force myself to hit enter UNTIL I spent thirty minutes investigating if (IF!!!!!) anyone has already solved this Plural BMW nomenclature conundrum. (dear lord.... WHY!!????)

My initial to do list entry was
drive 335(s,es,-ives : how to show the PLURAL of 335?)

I'll keep this brief - some random searches
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=plural+of+bmw's+numeric+%22naming+system%22+OR+naming+OR+nomenclature+plural+OR+plurals+OR+%22more+than+one%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#rls=en&q=how+to+show+numeric+plural
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=plural+of+bmw's+numeric+%22naming+system%22+OR+naming+OR+nomenclature+plural+OR+plurals+OR+%22more+than+one%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=plural+of+bmw's+numeric+nomenclature%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/55970/plurals-of-acronyms-letters-numbers-use-an-apostrophe-or-not
https://crankit.in/bmw-nomenclature/

Sent message to those guys, begging for clarification on this. :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/25/2015 06:36AM by El Jeffe.

El Jeffe – May 10, 2015 05:21AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
I would like to shop for men's underwear withOUT seeing real men's crotch photos. A DUMMY/mannequin would be FINE for me.

And WHO would buy THIS???

http://www.jockey.com/catalog/product/mini-brief-key-chain



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2015 05:21AM by El Jeffe.

El Jeffe – June 18, 2015 02:33PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
any evolutionary use for gap in front teeth? seems enough folks naturally have one.

johnny k – June 18, 2015 03:07PM Reply Quote
I dunno, those mini Jockeys look about the right size for my ducklings.
And why do you shop for underwear? That's what disgusted wives are for.

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