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El Jeffe's Avatar Picture El Jeffe – May 05, 2008 07:01AM Reply Quote
With apologies to J-Will.
Perhaps this thread is a place where all things NSFW can be put from now on so no assumptions or brain farts will occur?

Curtis – June 16, 2008 10:41PM Reply Quote
Nono let her talk. I love the accent.

Heh, timely video, as today she can get married in (my home state) California, if she so wishes.



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Madaracs – June 17, 2008 06:53AM Reply Quote
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!
I don't even know how I ended up on that video... Someone said she should add reason number 11... I'm a lesbian so I can get guys.

tliet – June 20, 2008 03:25PM Reply Quote
Must resist.....

LOL


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Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

Uhh, I live alone. Am I going to hell now?

rino – June 20, 2008 04:03PM Reply Quote
In America, the only respectable form of socialism is socialism for the rich.
That Mormon stuff is too much:
>Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty.

But I have no difficulty at all.

I thought certain someone would laugh at my Unitarian hymn joke in the cylon thread ... we did sing it at our wedding.



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Dr Phred (Moderator) – June 20, 2008 06:08PM Reply Quote
owned by the mothership.
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tliet

Uhh, I live alone. Am I going to hell now?

You have to ask?

John Willoughby – June 20, 2008 07:45PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
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tliet
GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

Isn't that how those splinter-sect Mormons in Texas got in trouble? I would think masturbation would be preferable.

Madaracs – June 21, 2008 11:24AM Reply Quote
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!
A Guide to Self-Control - A 9 Step Program to Quitting

1. Never smoke especially in the toilet or bathroom.

2. Avoid smoking as much as possible. Find good non-smoking company and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons who smoke, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. When you smoke, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never smoke for more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to smoke and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present--who is not smoking.

5. When in bed never smoke. If that is where you have your problem for the most part, secure your cigarettes so they are not easily reachable, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to obtain them. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, FOR GOD'S SAKES GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND SMOKE, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND OFF SMOKING. Even if you have to smoke to do it. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of smoking.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, BUT KEEP SMOKING OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind!

Madaracs – June 21, 2008 11:44AM Reply Quote
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!

tliet – September 01, 2008 10:09AM Reply Quote
If anybody wants to buy a nice present for the missus, get a DVD by Tinto Brass.

Paprika for example:


ARL (Moderator) – May 13, 2009 08:24PM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the funny thread.

http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Simon – May 14, 2009 02:32AM Reply Quote
Saw that recently. pretty funny. I've been enjoying this one recently:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

tliet – May 19, 2009 10:24PM Reply Quote

El Jeffe – May 20, 2009 06:46AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
That's different. I remember Moloko (milk) from Russian language classes!
How'd they do that? (I did not search/read)

ARL (Moderator) – May 21, 2009 02:49AM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
Very nice...

stan adams – May 21, 2009 05:56AM Reply Quote
Lots of other ,uh, portfolios, too. Projects is a browsable directory, even less work safe. Reminds me of a lot of stuff that one might see in glossy art porn in the 80's...

Has a whole English language site too: http://razoomgame.com/eng/portfolio/

tliet – June 21, 2009 01:26AM Reply Quote
Sex sells and it sells art better.

So, a documentary about people discussing porn, with shots of them getting off while watching some, I guess it's a safe bet the maker gets a lot of attention :-)


El Jeffe – November 29, 2009 08:51AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
we need more NSFW!

ARL (Moderator) – November 29, 2009 10:28PM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
Damn straight! (or bi/lesbian/trans-gender/animal/etc...)

tliet – December 07, 2009 12:59AM Reply Quote
Study to porn watching fails, because they couldn't find a control group of men that never watch porn.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-12/uom-ate120109.php

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