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bahamut's Avatar Picture bahamut – November 15, 2008 09:46AM Reply Quote
a thread about our spawn.

Alan Lehman – February 25, 2009 11:43AM Reply Quote
And just try and keep them from wiping their hand on themselves, the upholstery and you. My kid had been eating Cheeze-its and wiping her hands on the back of the drivers seat for weeks before I found out.

John Willoughby – February 25, 2009 11:56AM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
You will find that, in an emergency, you can feed your whole family for a week from just the contents of an ordinary couch.

rino – February 25, 2009 12:12PM Reply Quote
In America, the only respectable form of socialism is socialism for the rich.
For us now it's socks, hair bands, dishes, and other flotsam. Fewer toys and food sprinkled around.

ARL (Moderator) – March 25, 2009 12:40AM Reply Quote
Oh boy, aren't 4-month-olds with bad chest colds fun? Been to the quack twice this week and ended up with flu & whooping cough shots for father & mother (hey, I'm not sick, why do I get the needles?). $120 later tyvm. Parents with sick kids - the other white meat.

El Jeffe – March 25, 2009 08:11AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
My little sweetie's got strep throat and on the way to the doctor it developed into scarlet fever along her belly.
Her teacher just called to check on her, that was so nice, and said her previous teacher's class has ten kids out with strep today. WOAH!

I'm not sure if it's related, but I had a horrible night last night. I don't think I'm catching it, and everyone is afraid for me in this regard. I'm not worried, I've already been through worse.

Visited my Aunt who had shoulder surgery yesterday. I have not been 'out' much, and their family was surprised and glad to see me. She, when I walked into her room, started crying that I was there. (Am I THAT ugly now? :) )

rino – March 25, 2009 09:37AM Reply Quote
In America, the only respectable form of socialism is socialism for the rich.
It's been around in Maine too... hope she gets better soon.

stan adams – March 25, 2009 11:24AM Reply Quote
Fortunately I and the other humans in my household have been unnaturally healthy, given that spouse was in DC for most week and my slave driver overlords (wonder if they filter posts...) had me work about all but four hours a day for a solid week. Kids eat like trojans on the casseroles that grandma sent over. Scares me that they LOVE that sloppy stuff but whine over my simple and healthful meal prep: "It is turkey cutlet, it is just like a chicken nugget without the breading or frying or chicken..."

Canine is another story. Had surgery Monday to remove a large mass in the mammary area that seemed to be associated with a nasty discharge. Now the anti-biotics she is on have been..., well let's just good thing we budgeted for new carpet.

rino – March 25, 2009 03:36PM Reply Quote
In America, the only respectable form of socialism is socialism for the rich.
Ewweee. You know Australian Shepherds? they have giant booty skirt fur ... one time he came back to the door after a particular bout with his back side looking like a paint brush dipped in well ...

Big Aussie Booty 2

YDD – May 04, 2009 08:31AM Reply Quote
Our dwelling appears to have become infested with a poltergeist.... books are mysteriously falling off shelves, and bags spontaneously become unpacked. Should I be concerned about it teaching our daughter (who has just learned how to walk) bad habits?

El Jeffe – May 04, 2009 08:47AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
I think the child will scare the ghost away, frankly.

John Willoughby – May 04, 2009 01:32PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Yes, a toddler should scare ANYTHING away.

ARL (Moderator) – May 04, 2009 08:10PM Reply Quote
Happy 6 months old to my daughter...

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2014 08:20PM by ARL.

Alan Lehman – May 04, 2009 11:18PM Reply Quote
Holy sh*t. Already? 6 months? Is she crawling yet?

Pictures. I demand pictures!

Steve Cordova – May 05, 2009 12:13AM Reply Quote
History passes the first time as tragedy, the second time as farts. - Roy Edroso
happy .5 years old, Kiera.

tliet – May 05, 2009 01:07AM Reply Quote
If you're going to celebrate every 6 months Tony, that's gonna be a mighty spoiled (not to mention expensive) girl.

Many happy times!

ARL (Moderator) – May 05, 2009 01:33AM Reply Quote

Not crawling properly yet. She can turn herself around and sort of drag a bit (she kicks the shit out of the cot and ends up in all sorts of weird positions). I'll post a photo.


The extent of the celebrations was a verbal "happy 6 months, Keira!" this morning.

She's a good kid (most of the time).

El Jeffe – May 05, 2009 05:54AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Happy 1/2 !

Jeff Cooper – May 05, 2009 08:22AM Reply Quote
Happy half-birthday, Kiera!

Dave Loudin – May 06, 2009 05:08AM Reply Quote
Happy 6 months!, Kiera!

John Willoughby – May 06, 2009 09:36PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Thanks for the correction, Tnoy!

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