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El Jeffe's Avatar Picture El Jeffe – December 09, 2007 06:56AM Reply Quote
finally, back to normal

John Willoughby – January 31, 2017 06:01AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
Putting this in Turrets, because people are sick of hearing about it:

Apple MacBook Pro is too thin

ARL (Moderator) – January 31, 2017 01:10PM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP! BBMBP!

John Willoughby – March 03, 2017 12:12PM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
Why do so many men hawk and spit whenever they approach a urinal? It's not something that I do at all, and it kind of grosses me out, even in a restroom. It's some kind of learned behavior, ingrained so deeply that those who do it, cannot help but do it. Or so I assume, because I observe it constantly. As I hang around in restrooms. As one does.

ARL (Moderator) – March 04, 2017 01:49PM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
JW, there's counselling for that I'm sure.

(The spitting as well...)



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El Jeffe – March 22, 2017 01:29PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
I grew up spitting a lot. Beat smoking.

John Willoughby – April 12, 2017 08:59AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
The sons of the Prophet were hardy and bold
And quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the bravest of all, at least so I am told,
Was Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer.

If you wanted a man to encourage the van,
Or harass the foe from the rear,
Or to storm a redoubt, you had but to shout
For Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer.

There were heroes in plenty and men known to fame
In the army then led by the Czar,
But not of more fame than a man by the name
Of Ivan Petrovsky Skavar.

He could imitate Irving, tell fortunes with cards,
He could play on the Spanish guitar.
In fact quite the cream of the Muscovite team
Was Ivan Petrovsky Skavar.

One day this bold Russian had shouldered his gun
And with his most cynical sneer,
Was looking for fun when he happened to run
Upon Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer.

"Young man" said Bul Bul "is existence so dull
That you're anxious to end your career?
For, infidel, know, you have trod on the toe
Of Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer."

"So take your last look upon sunshine and brook
Send your regrets to the Czar;
By which I imply you are going to die,
Mr. Ivan Petrovsky Skavar."

Then this bold Marmaduke drew his trusty skibouk,
Crying "Allah, il Allah, Allah"
And on slaughter intent, he ferociously went
For Ivan Petrovsky Skavar.

On a stone by the banks where the Danube doth roll
Inscribed in characters clear,
Is "Stranger, remember to pray for the soul
Of Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer."

A Muscovite maiden her sad vigil keeps,
In her home by the cold Northern Star,
And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps,
Is Ivan Petrovsky Skavar.

El Jeffe – April 24, 2017 03:18AM Reply Quote
What a journey.

John Willoughby – May 05, 2017 08:35AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
If I was one of the people who find themselves with a choice, under the new health care bill, of dying or having my family's future destroyed by medical debt, I would shoot myself on the steps of the Capitol. I hope that everybody driven to suicide by the GOP health care bill (and there will be many, if it passes the Senate in substantially the same form) does the same.

John Willoughby – May 07, 2017 08:38AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!

El Jeffe – June 10, 2017 04:16AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
No such thing as a back PORCH!

John Willoughby – June 10, 2017 08:23AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
So what do you call it then?

John Willoughby – August 18, 2017 08:53AM Reply Quote
Save us, Lord, from the furries of the Norsemen!
Twenty thousand roaring orcs.

ARL (Moderator) – August 19, 2017 05:42PM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
Forty thousand screaming Dothraki.

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