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Simon's Avatar Picture Simon – December 18, 2007 02:38PM Reply Quote
For all your work woes.

Cloudscout – June 02, 2011 06:55AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
What has two thumbs and no job?

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THIS GUY!

johnny k – June 02, 2011 07:19AM Reply Quote
:(

Their loss.

Cloudscout – June 02, 2011 07:26AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
My job officially ends on June 29th. I have until then to find a new role within the company. If I don't, I will get up to 6 weeks of severance pay and up to 2 months of continued insurance coverage.

John Willoughby – June 02, 2011 07:27AM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Sorry, CS. I hope that the job search goes well and you can find something better.

Cloudscout – June 02, 2011 07:32AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
One of the opportunities that I was told about yesterday is in Mountain View, CA.

I could become a part of the WCSC (West Coast Spork Collective).

tliet – June 02, 2011 07:45AM Reply Quote
Sorry to hear this CS. I hope you'll get things back on track soon.

Mokers (Moderator) – June 02, 2011 08:46AM Reply Quote
Formerly Remy Martin
Just don't forget your hoodie this time!

El Jeffe – June 02, 2011 12:49PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Best of luck to you man.

Cloudscout – June 02, 2011 01:30PM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
Thanks. I'm optimistic right now.

El Jeffe – June 02, 2011 05:19PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
does that mean you're liquored-up?

Tony Leggett (Moderator) – June 02, 2011 05:51PM Reply Quote
Chin up. You could have no job and no thumbs as well.

John Willoughby – June 02, 2011 09:41PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius

dharlow – June 03, 2011 08:09PM Reply Quote
Sorry to hear that, try to get out and find a new job before you are officially out of work, you will have much better chances.

Daniel

Cloudscout – June 04, 2011 08:37AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
I've known this was coming so I've been working on it for a while. I'm hoping to have something lined up in the next week or so.

Alan Lehman – June 04, 2011 01:00PM Reply Quote
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Cloudscout
One of the opportunities that I was told about yesterday is in Mountain View, CA.

I could become a part of the WCSC (West Coast Spork Collective).

You could. And it'd be expensive as heck to live here. You could mostly forget about owning a home for example. On the upside, if you got laid off again you'd find another job within days. Of the dozen who got laid off with me, only the engineers and techies (and one lucky biologist) got jobs quickly. The rest are still looking.



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Cloudscout – June 04, 2011 05:32PM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
It's possible they would actually let me be a commuter so they'd put me up in a hotel and fly me home on weekends.

John Willoughby – June 05, 2011 09:48AM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Hell, come to Reno. Pick up a six-pack of houses for $9.99.

ghidorah – June 06, 2011 07:55AM Reply Quote
Raise taxes on cavemen. --jw
Good luck CS! I'll be praying for you.

Cloudscout – June 06, 2011 10:10AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
Thanks. It's pretty nerve wracking.

Mokers (Moderator) – June 06, 2011 10:17AM Reply Quote
Formerly Remy Martin
Good luck CS. We are looking for a Windows guy at my company if the left coast is something you are thinking about.

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