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Simon's Avatar Picture Simon – December 18, 2007 02:38PM Reply Quote
For all your work woes.

Cloudscout – June 14, 2009 07:00PM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
I was looking forward to spending the day outside yesterday... the weather was gorgeous. Instead, I spent most of the day on a conference call guiding a bunch of people who were only interested in covering their asses rather than troubleshooting the problems we were having.

I am taking Wednesday off to make up for losing my Saturday to this crap.

John Willoughby – June 14, 2009 07:27PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
You get to make up the lost time? Nice. I worked Saturday, too. My company just demands that I work unpaid overtime, with no endpoint defined.

Steve Cordova – June 14, 2009 07:31PM Reply Quote
History passes the first time as tragedy, the second time as farts. - Roy Edroso
When I had to do those calls, i would just tell my boss (who had roped me into the call) "Tell me when they are ready to fix the shit". I prefer the technical bridge calls to the administrative bridge calls any day.

El Jeffe – June 14, 2009 07:35PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
I prefer that everyone just stay away from my crap and let me run it. But, hey, that doesn't happen.

ghidorah – June 15, 2009 10:54AM Reply Quote
Raise taxes on cavemen. --jw
Still employed!

WooHoo!

El Jeffe – June 15, 2009 11:11AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Good

Cloudscout – June 15, 2009 11:16AM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
I'm glad to hear it, Robb!

rino – June 15, 2009 05:02PM Reply Quote
In America, the only respectable form of socialism is socialism for the rich.
Great to hear it, now can we all start kvetching again?

tliet – June 15, 2009 08:03PM Reply Quote
Congrats Robb, good to hear!

John Willoughby – June 26, 2009 09:00AM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
I'm being forced to go on a two hour casino tour for work today. So many people would enjoy this, but I am SO not one of them. Still, gotta know what the competition is up to.

El Jeffe – June 26, 2009 09:17AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
what would happen if you got injured "ON THE JOB" at the competitions place?
How would that look?

John Willoughby – June 26, 2009 09:21AM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
The casinos aren't our competition, they're our customers. But they are also the best place to see our competitors' products.

El Jeffe – June 26, 2009 09:34AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
sorry. misunderstood. I thought you meant you were going undercover into a competing casino.
either way, do the casinos know you do this?
I assume yes.

I would be curious to know what types of things you assess. And is your assessment based on observation, or actual measurements of anything? I would think that appeal or lure of the program is essential. But do you have any way to know that something you think looks luring actually translates into more revenue for the house?

Do they have XXX rated games? (For the likes of Tony, not me, of course. :) )

Anyway, I think the whole thing is interesting. I really like going to races, too. Having worked where I could watch horse races from my cube, that only added to my interest. Never had a losing day, either. And picked a, oh I forget what you call it now, the top three finishers in any order, one day.

John Willoughby – June 26, 2009 12:10PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
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El Jeffe
sorry. misunderstood. I thought you meant you were going undercover into a competing casino.
either way, do the casinos know you do this?
I assume yes.

Sure. Our competitors do it, too. It's really the best way to see a game. Not just the game, but the cabinet, how it is grouped, how many people play it, etc.

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El Jeffe
I would be curious to know what types of things you assess. And is your assessment based on observation, or actual measurements of anything? I would think that appeal or lure of the program is essential. But do you have any way to know that something you think looks luring actually translates into more revenue for the house?

The reason that we, as engineers, go is to see what innovations our competitors are bringing to the games and how well they actually work out. There are other people who access the games' appeal and longevity. The fundamental metric is how many of the game the casinos buy, which is based on the cost of the game and the revenue it brings in. I don't have (or want) access to those numbers; I will take the higher-ups' word on that.

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El Jeffe
Do they have XXX rated games? (For the likes of Tony, not me, of course. :) )

I think that they're illegal most places, like everywhere in the US. Even if they were legal, we'd probably be leery of making them. Our average player is a 55 year old female, and you don't want to risk offending your base. But I don't speak for my company; perhaps they have plans that I am unaware of. If so, I hope that I get to work on those games!

Cloudscout – July 08, 2009 02:43PM Reply Quote
˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ?ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
Had a crummy day today. Started telling a friend about it. The conversation ended with:

Friend: I think you need a drink.
Me: I need a bottle of airplane glue and a handful of buffalo tranquilizers.
Friend: That can be arranged.

stan adams – July 08, 2009 04:39PM Reply Quote
I heard you can't even get the good airplane glue in third world countries anymore...

John Willoughby – July 08, 2009 09:33PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Looks like you picked the wrong day to give up amphetimines, CS.

John Willoughby – July 08, 2009 09:36PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
DPBD: 3 more layoffs in my group today. 200 for the company this week. Morale sucks. More work. Fewer people. Longer hours. And you never know when the Reaper is coming for you.

(Yeah, yeah, Blue Öyster Cult joke here.)

stan adams – July 08, 2009 09:46PM Reply Quote
Tell me about it.

The stress level I have is just through the roof. I have sort of an aversion to "detailed record keeping" so I use post its to track stuff that I ought not forget to do and lately every surface of my work space is looking like this except mine are not so colorful and tidy.

El Jeffe – July 14, 2009 10:19AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
I have one week that all of my family can be together with the POTENTIAL for a vacation this summer.
My boss has denied me that week.
I'm sure my wife will be depressed even more with this news.

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