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Love Stinks!

ghidorah's Avatar Picture ghidorah – December 14, 2007 05:46PM Reply Quote
We all know it. This is the spot to get it off your chest.

stan adams – March 08, 2010 07:41AM Reply Quote
It'd make a nice mash up for "Forum Letters" meets "True Crime"... (probably already folks out there with the same story...)

Mokers (Moderator) – March 08, 2010 09:49AM Reply Quote
Formerly Remy Martin
No offense to your friend, but it sounded like he looked at the possible scenarios and chose getting laid to the best. And therefore, I am not surprised that the rest of the stuff happened. The flag for me was the line "second or third" pub. Early dates should always be arranged so either party can bail.

tliet – March 08, 2010 09:55AM Reply Quote
I totally agree Remy. The person in question is not very good in relationships and has recently started using online dating sites. I've told him he better meets them in the afternoon for coffee...

stan adams – March 08, 2010 09:59AM Reply Quote
So long as he does not answer any ads from girls whose favorite artists include "Starland Vocal Band" -- http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/afternoondelightlyrics.html

tliet – March 08, 2010 10:01AM Reply Quote
lol

El Jeffe – March 08, 2010 11:43AM Reply Quote
What a journey.
Love Stinks. Applicable to offspring?
My eldest is starting to give me problems. :(
I'm in no shape to deal with teens with issues. Calgon...take me away....

Dr Phred (Moderator) – March 08, 2010 01:24PM Reply Quote
-Swine Flu free since...cough, cough...
ok, who else is disturbed the mental image of Bill in a bubble bath?

John Willoughby – March 08, 2010 01:40PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Depends on how the bubbles got there.

Tony Leggett (Moderator) – March 08, 2010 01:58PM Reply Quote
There better be lots of bubbles - I don't care how they got there...

How did this drift to this point?

Dr Phred (Moderator) – March 08, 2010 02:00PM Reply Quote
-Swine Flu free since...cough, cough...
Ok, I'll get back on point.

Now I've got 2 dates this weekend with two different girls. I only say this to brag. I've never been able to say that before.

Tony Leggett (Moderator) – March 08, 2010 02:01PM Reply Quote
Playah...



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El Jeffe – March 08, 2010 02:38PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
My wife, I took a date to a bar, told her a friend called and needed some help, left her with a guy I know, and went out on a date with my future/current wife, went back to bar and finished my date with that girl. She had previously dated some dude that was trying for the Mr. Indiana title. poor guy. :) He was even written up in the local newspaper, too. Oh yeah, my wife knows the story, too.

Bruce Robertson – March 08, 2010 06:38PM Reply Quote
Russian long gone. Was nuts. Calling her a leggy Russian supermodel was a fun thing to say to you and to her; but that wasn't who she was.

John Willoughby – March 08, 2010 07:47PM Reply Quote
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
??? ????? ????. Better luck next time, Bruce.

Nuts. The Cyrillic looked good before I posted it.



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Jeff Cooper – March 09, 2010 03:37AM Reply Quote
Sorry, Bruce.

stan adams – March 09, 2010 04:59AM Reply Quote
Sorry? Hey I say "congrats" -- better to find that the appearance (leggy super model) came wrapped around a fundamentally different person (" that wasn't who she was") . I sadly have about half a dozen friends with kids are other complications that didn't find that out for a dozen years...

I think about a third or so of the folks that date really do get better at it with time, the other two thirds repeat the same patterns whether they work or not (and 'work' has a pretty broad range of meanings depending on how well one understands one's goals...).

Sounds like Bruce has a higher probability of understanding his goals. Meeting them is another story and one that will require some luck. Best wishes...

Dr Phred (Moderator) – March 21, 2010 05:25PM Reply Quote
-Swine Flu free since...cough, cough...
At the risk of jinxing things, I'm considering the need for an anti-love stinks thread.
It's been a long time since I've felt this optimistic about a relationship. And she's 12 years my junior. How the hell did I manage that? I somehow avoided the grandmas who where trying to hook up with me. And she's cute and funny. Go figure.

Mokers (Moderator) – March 21, 2010 06:31PM Reply Quote
Formerly Remy Martin
I always thought this was more than a complaints thread. I am just a tad smitten with the current woman I am seeing. Smart, beautiful, and didn't stab me in the eye with her fork when I told her I voted for Bush in 2000. She's a great cook and loves horror movies. It's like I created her in a lab.

El Jeffe – March 21, 2010 06:39PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
What's her position on Syracuse?

Mokers (Moderator) – March 21, 2010 06:47PM Reply Quote
Formerly Remy Martin
I cooked her dinner instead of watching Syracuse's first-round basketball game on Friday. Another plus: we have similar taste in wines.

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