Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Madaracs
– January 28, 2008 09:34AM
Formerly Dumb Yocks "A rabbi, a priest, and a nun walk into a bar...."
Do us your worst!
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El Jeffe
– October 05, 2011 01:14PM
What a journey.
sexist
John Willoughby
– October 05, 2011 01:55PM
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
sexy, sexier, sexist
Madaracs
– October 10, 2011 09:51AM
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!
Sexorama sexorific sexercise.
John Willoughby
– October 13, 2011 09:13AM
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Tom Swifties.
"A Greek woodland deity is no more," Tom said with a deadpan expression."
John Willoughby
– October 23, 2011 10:56AM
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
Mostly I spare you the rounds of Wall Street "humor" that my father and his arch-conservative friends spam me with, but some of these actually made me smile:
Upcoming Mergers:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co.
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and
become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott
NOW!
El Jeffe
– October 23, 2011 01:07PM
What a journey.
LOL
ddt
– October 23, 2011 03:31PM
The PouponPants got me...
ddt
Tony Leggett
(Moderator)
– December 17, 2011 07:31PM
Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church.
Priest says 'What are you doing here?'.
Higgs replied 'You can't have Mass without me'...
John Willoughby
– April 19, 2012 06:52PM
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
My wife told me this one:
"Now that Dick Clark is dead, we can't ring in a new year. Well played, Mayans, well played."
Tony Leggett
(Moderator)
– April 19, 2012 08:00PM
Ah, had to think there for a moment. Touché...
El Jeffe
– April 20, 2012 02:02AM
What a journey.
lol.
Since we only recently had photographic evidence, perhaps DC was around during the Mayans? And his gig is finally up now, so has had to fake his own death?
John Willoughby
– November 19, 2012 06:17AM
Homo Sapiens Sedentarius
From George Takei's twitter:
"I hear Lincoln was shot on location. Too soon?"
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