Here's a doozy:
Don't classify me by my means, race, class or gender...
Aside from the mental gymnastics of the difference between means and class, there's the further mind-boggling extrapolation of how "class" can be anything but a system of classification...
Oh wait, I get it. Billionaires are a minority and need special consideration too!
(Note the opinion piece author (billionaire miner) and the new major shareholder of the newspaper (billionaire miner and friend of the other billionaire miner)