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Madaracs's Avatar Picture Madaracs – January 09, 2008 09:51AM Reply Quote
The Spork equivalent of the Academy Awards where quotes are concerned.

A classic blurb or string of blurbs that you feel are noteworthy of this Hall of Fame.

Infamous quotations. You know the drill...

Madaracs – January 09, 2008 09:53AM Reply Quote
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!
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Mokers
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morganti
See what you guys really need is a Whole House Vacuum system.

The few times ive seen them installed in houses i've always said I wanted one, but thought, hell, them things are like ridiculous expensive...

It doesnt seem that bad though. I mean, a good main unit is under 500bux, put it at 250 for the "pipes, fittings, low voltage wire, etc" and say another 50 bux for various attachments.

Granted, it's a lot of "WORK" to put these in the wall (though if its a new install or a gut and remodel, it shouldnt be so bad.

Morg "Just happened to come up when I was talking to some family about these things..." anti

Love the whole house vacuum. We had these things in my college dorms, affectionately named "Super Suck". Much easier than lugging around a vacuum.


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John Willoughby
Then your house breaks, and you have to buy a portable anyway.

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johnny k
I'd just reverse it and have a pudding delivery system to any room.

tliet – January 23, 2008 05:34AM Reply Quote
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Mighty Mouse
I'm pissed at the knee-jerk reactions and lack of rationale on the street.

Cloudscout – February 01, 2008 05:24AM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
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peter
That deal, if it happens, should get Apple and Google tongue kissing.

Dr Phred (Moderator) – March 19, 2008 12:51PM Reply Quote
owned by the mothership.
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Mokers
The whole point of these boards is talk and no action.

Sums it all up nicely and reminds us when we take ourselves too seriously.

stan adams – March 19, 2008 01:05PM Reply Quote
WHAT?!? I thought this where we laid our plans for world domination...

El Jeffe – March 19, 2008 01:46PM Reply Quote
What a journey.
It's where I get to see the fat juicy middle of the bell curve mix it up atop my lofty, asymptotic perch.

What a journey.

Cloudscout – March 19, 2008 01:55PM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
I thought it was just to keep me entertained while I'm on the can.

Dr Phred (Moderator) – March 19, 2008 02:20PM Reply Quote
owned by the mothership.
why can't they ALL be true?

Cloudscout – April 13, 2008 08:55PM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
I went back to the old apartment the old boards to find out when it was that I was searching for that techno song years ago and started reading through a thread after which I came across this post by JW (responding to another post by DDT) that I noted back then had nearly caused a spit-take:

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John Willoughby - 12:18pm Nov 19, 2004 EST (#3463 of 6104)
"When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea." - Hermes Conrad
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insane, obnoxious, twitchy, over-plucked, botoxed and blinky.


Holding envelope to forehead:
"What are six rejected names for Disney dwarves?"

Carnac humor. 3 1/2 years later, it still cracks me up.

John Willoughby – April 14, 2008 02:02PM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
That was back when I was funny.

ghidorah – April 14, 2008 02:47PM Reply Quote
Raise taxes on cavemen. --jw
Yeah--now we all refer to you as The Dark Willoughby. Behind your back of course.

John Willoughby – April 15, 2008 08:18AM Reply Quote
Cyberdyne Systems Customer Support
Exit light, enter night.

Simon – April 15, 2008 05:07PM Reply Quote
from "Eat, Drink and Be Merry"

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Webbie
I tried to smoke a pork loin once, but I couldn't keep the damn thing lit.

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Cloudscout
It's my fallback vice after I quit smoking cold turkey.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2008 05:07PM by Simon.

Cloudscout – April 19, 2008 10:05PM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
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Cloudscout
pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇɯos sı ɹıǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ dlǝɥ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ

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Bill Smith
swap with Tony or Simon.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2008 10:06PM by Cloudscout.

ARL (Moderator) – April 20, 2008 03:15AM Reply Quote
I whinge therefore I am!
touché...

johnny k – May 01, 2008 12:30PM Reply Quote
This was in an email, but too good not to cite:
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ddt
Always up for talking to new people. Especially if I don't actually have to meet them.

Cloudscout – August 29, 2008 12:33PM Reply Quote
Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær!
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El Jeffe
Anyway, I've got tests lined up, and trying to keep a stiff upper lip. Good thing I'm still damned handsome.
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John Willoughby
Inside and out, as recent photos prove!
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El Jeffe
I tried to make 'colon faces' for the camera. Not sure he got my good side.

Madaracs – November 21, 2008 05:31AM Reply Quote
Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!
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rino
Wow I can't imagine what it is like out there.
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Ack, as I drink my 4th beer for the night and fiddle with my girth I wish I was riding tomorrow. Alas, I've got home projects and a freelance gig. Maybe I should get out anyway.


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Cloudscout
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...and fiddle with my girth...

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

bahamut – November 22, 2008 05:18PM Reply Quote
you can go to jail for that sort of thing. if they're kids, DON'T let them fiddle with your girth. it's ok if they're over 18, and in some states over 16, whatever the sex, but make sure you check. i don't want to see ANY of you in jail for that. hear? plus, it's just wrong.

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