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        <description>finally, back to normal</description>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I hate glitter]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Just ate a French Demi]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[ The (spork) Turret Anthem<br />
Video: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVECSYevEz0#t"  rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVECSYevEz0#t</a><br />
Actually pretty damned cool]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[ bored. and a bit nauseated. almost finished tiling my bathroom. just the complicated cuts/shapes left to do now. I likely won't get to it until next year. :)]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Cheese-ball goodness]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Oy gevalt.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>porruka</dc:creator>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Really?  To each his own, I guess...<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.newvideo.com/wp-content/themes/hybrid-newvideo/tools/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/boxart/AAE74747-03.jpg&amp;h=360" alt="AAE74747-03.jpg&amp;h=360" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I like Ariel]]></description>
            <dc:creator>porruka</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I like Ike]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I like Arial]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Revenge is sweet.<br />
<br />
Revenge is a dish best served cold.<br />
<br />
Revenge is ice cream!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.macedition.com/forums/read.php?4,11,39791">Appropos of JW</a>: Cosmic Waffle...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Tony Leggett</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I hadn't realized how much of Pascal I had forgotten.  It looked alien to me.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Bonus points for missing off the "InitGraf" call, thereby having all of your subsequent QD calls go to the entire screen (one reboot later, to reset the menus to a sane font and size.....)]]></description>
            <dc:creator>YDD</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Procedure InitToolbox;<br />
<br />
    begin<br />
       InitGraf(@qd.thePort);<br />
       InitFonts;<br />
       InitWindows;<br />
       InitMenus;<br />
       TEInit;<br />
       InitDialogs(NIL);<br />
       InitCursor;<br />
       MaxApplZone;<br />
       MoreMasters;<br />
       MoreMasters;<br />
       MoreMasters;<br />
    end;<br />
	<br />
End.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Well, unless you camp things up a bit more, I'd say closer to Ralph.<br />
<br />
NTTATWWT]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Tony Leggett</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I can never tell where I am on the Ralph Wiggum/Oscar Wilde scale.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Migratory Luddism?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 20:14:50 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I'm on a PAY phone <br />
trying to CALL HOME]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 18:11:44 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,<br />
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;<br />
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,<br />
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.<br />
<br />
Like the leaves of the forest when summer is green,<br />
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:<br />
Like the leaves of the forest when autumn hath blown,<br />
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.<br />
<br />
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,<br />
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed:<br />
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,<br />
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!<br />
<br />
And there lay the steed with his nostrils all wide,<br />
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride:<br />
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,<br />
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.<br />
<br />
And there lay the rider distorted and pale,<br />
With the dew on his brow and the rust on his mail;<br />
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,<br />
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.<br />
<br />
And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,<br />
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;<br />
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,<br />
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:44:44 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Suzanne Somers played "Christmas Snow" on Three's Company.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Cloudscout</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 15:57:41 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I suppose.  Still, it could have been so much better...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 14:53:58 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ It makes sense if her middle name is Eve.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>porruka</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 14:24:26 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ There's a woman at my job with the first name of "Christmas."  I don't know her, she seems competent at her job, but this isn't really about her.  It's just that, if you were going to name your kid Christmas, wouldn't you make it a middle name, so she could be "Mary Christmas Jones," or whatever?  It just seems like a wasted opportunity.  They had a shot at glory, but they flinched.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 13:28:20 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ JW,<br />
<br />
You should read "the science of discworld" - has some interesting theories about that and lots of other things]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Tony Leggett</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:21:10 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Has anybody ever looked into the comparative evolution of the bottle-nosed dolphin and the ichthyosaur?  It fascinates me.  Millions of years apart, two land animals, one mammal and one reptile, return to the sea and evolve into native sea dwellers.  While their original appearances must have differed significantly, they developed into very similar forms.  One has vertical tail flukes, one horizontal, one has a longer snout than the other, but very similar.<br />
<br />
It seems as though optimizing function drives an optimal form.  What does this say about life elsewhere in the universe?  Might earth-like worlds generate earth-like species?  Is tool-using sentient life pre-disposed to biaxial symmetry, vertical stance, etc.?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:45:49 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Spork Turrets (no Sparby Permitted - create your own thread)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ NEW Tourette's Hero website.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.touretteshero.com/"  rel="nofollow">http://www.touretteshero.com/</a><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>The site celebrates the humour and surreal nature of my tics. There are more than 3000 of them, and you can browse them, vote on them and create art inspired by them. Most importantly you can enjoy them. I challenge you not to laugh!</div></blockquote>]]></description>
            <dc:creator>El Jeffe</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 06:43:24 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <b>Possibly Flawed Philosophies of History, Finalist:</b><br />
<br />
"Never make a defence or apology before you be accused."<br />
<br />
- King Charles I<br />
<br />
(Executed January 30, 1649)]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:40:39 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Spork Turrets (no Sparby Permitted - create your own thread)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Wisdom is wisdom, no matter where it is found.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>John Willoughby</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:16:15 -0400</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>John Willoughby</strong><br/>
Build a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.<br />
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.</div></blockquote>
<br />
Plagiarise <em>Small Gods</em> and Terry Pratchett will give you a whuppin'...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Tony Leggett</dc:creator>
            <category>Spork Central</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 01:00:45 -0400</pubDate>
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